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1.) The curvy Melanie Amaro's appearance on the Pepsi - Elton John commercial was most welcome! Definitely made up for the shapeless stringbeans we're usually subjected to!
2.) My brother is convinced that Madonna has had "some work done." If so, it turned out well! If she did, her message to other plastic surgery customers would be: "HA! Suck it!"
3.) Galaxy Note commercial was crazily goofy!
4.) To quote the movie "Die Hard" on Brady's critical sack: "The quarterback is toast!"
5.) And, in conclusion: Giants, GIANTS, G-I-A-N-T-S !
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1.) Did you see the new testing regimen for the Chevy Sonic? I guess pushing it out of a plane and bungee-ing it are required before it's released on the market!
2.) Madonna shows, as many others do, that music is much more about showmanship than decent songs!
3.) Wait a second, Cee Lo Green sings? Thought the dude was just a TV host!
4.) Just curious, is there football during the Super Bowl? This Half-Time deal has gone on so long, I can't remember!
5.) Betty White, as always, turns in the only funny Super Bowl moment!
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1.) David Beckham? What a douche! Dude came to Los Angeles to play. And, didn't play! Now, he's just doing commercials in his knickers. :-P
2.) Doesn't every Dr. Seuss movie suck? By the way, the answer is yes!
3.) New York still kicks ass! Message to Earth: Bow down to our great city! ;-)
4.) Does every Super Bowl Half-Time Show have to feature a performer who's eligible for Social Security? Yeah, I'm talking to you, Madonna!
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1.) This Just In! - Tom Brady's supermodel arm candy doesn't help his SuperSucky play!
2.) New York kicks ass!
3.) First Quarter already over! Game will probably last two hours. NBC doesn't know how to fill extra hours!
4.) Only desperate guys find GoDaddy's Danica Patrick and Jillian Michaels attractive!
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1.) Commercials suck!
2.) Miranda Lambert looks good in leather.
3.) Kelly Clarkson's hair sucks.
4.) Pro Bowl guys at coin toss looked like they were at a tax audit!
5.) Tom Brady whiffs on first Patriot's drive.
6.) Commercials: continued, prolonged suckage!
